Recipe first!* HONEY CARAMEL SAUCE SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED FOR MY RIDICULOUS DIET 3/4 c honey 1/4 c almond milk 4 T butter 1/2 tsp vanilla dashes of salt to taste In a thick-bottomed saucepan, boil the honey and almond milk over medium heat. Cook to 238[degrees]. I don’t know what this is supposed to look like … More Eating Around Ingredients: Honey Caramel Sauce
NOT REALLY SICK Weird migraine today. I did not know my headaches were migraines until my eye doctor informed me. Funny — you’d think I would know. But then, humans can be good at health denial. I can absolutely verify through family and friend experience that downplaying or denying health issues is considered emotionally tough, … More Can You Even Handle This Blossom End Rot
As a new and mostly hands-off (ha. Ha. HA riiiiight) gardener, I have some trouble telling flower seedlings from weeds, so I’m always nervous about what I should pull and what I should leave alone. But even I could tell something was not right here: There was initially a flowers-only garden plot in front of … More Gardening fail, part two
I turned off all of the everything on FB. I opened the site, and immediately a pic swam to the top of my feed. It doesn’t matter who and what it was — all that matters is I looked at it, and I thought, in the manner of most FB users, probably: Wow. That makes me … More Small Rebellion
FUCK YOU, DIVINITY I tried this year, damn it. I did not look out at the snow or rain or 60-plus percent humidity and say, And now I shall make divinity, because I am a fool. No, this fool planned. We had a dry day with no snow and no expectation of such. I had fresh … More Cookie Failures
As my posts often do, this started out as one thing and quickly became another. But don’t worry, it’s all still very disjointed and pissy. Technologically Technical The WordPress scheduling calendar and I do not function well together. I’ve posted several things recently that I meant to post at later dates, but when I hit the … More Hijacked by the High Cost of Disability!