I am happy to say that I have solved the age-old conundrum: the answer is ALWAYS sleep. (Short-sleepers, you can kiss my ass. Then you can travel way back in time and sleep with my ancestors — that’s BONE, not actual ZZZs sleep — so I too can possess your miraculous genes. Get thee hence, jerkos)
But seriously, I’ve come to the personal conclusion that if I needed to choose between sleep or desserts, it’d be bye-bye, chocolate. I never thought I’d type that. I am shocked, shocked.
Nothing much else to say right now, except big hugs and kisses to my dear friends and family who responded to my sleeplessness & sleep training tirade. I love you, and I cherish your support.