No, no, I’m not. I get all the inspiration I need from the Internet, honestly. Case in point, some of my recent spam comments clotheslined by my good buddy WordPress:
RE: someone thinks 3-D printers ain’t no thang
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Can’t remember if this was actually pertinent to a post I wrote. But if it’s trouser-shitting you’re after, my friend, you have come to the right blog!
RE: Bag professionals
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Who are bag professionals? I need to know. I probably shouldn’t have deleted this comment, we all could have learned something by now.
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Thanks, I painted them myself. Shame on Google, indeed.
RE: the constant threat of pregnancy coupled with…something. I can’t figure out what but it sounds SUPER important. I mean, particulars! And proliferation! God, it’s just–out–of–reach–what do you MEAN, anonymous commenter, yes, you with the Ukrainian IP address?
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RE: gadgets with souls
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This speaks to me in a confusing yet poetic way.
Apart from these amazingly inspiring spammage plot bunnies, I’ve been too tired (for so many reasons! Some great! Some terrible! One in particular that has a big sniffy nose and big ears and deep sighs for treats at 4:30 a.m.!) to write. This blows deeply on a multitude of levels. So I’ve decided I’m starting again, tomorrow. TOMORROW. I’m SERIOUS. Get off my back. Zzzzzz.