Got gas? Who doesn’t? UNHEALTHY JERKS, that’s who.

 Got Gas? It Could Mean You’ve Got Healthy Gut Microbes

Boy, the Internet is singing my song this week. A good article about flatulence and the amount you can generally expect to have if you’re eating your beans, veggies, or whatever other carbo/fibrous things you prefer. I am, of course, far, far above the normal threshold for daily farts, but that’s because I have A Condition, People. In the interest of preserving the sexism found in the article comments (really, NPR, you have some of the worst commenters ever, and considering the Internet that is really saying something), I told A. that unless he also gets a stern diagnosis and tons of medication, he has no such excuse and is therefore still a filthy farty manguy.

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