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Fart Filtering Underwear Said to Neutralize the Stink of Passing Gas

Made by Shreddies. What a name. I also love that even in the incontinence underwear modeling biz, models still must be rail thin: My Shreddies Incontinence Ladies Pants. But I guess it’s justifiable–if you’re having a super flare and little luck holding in any food for more than fifteen minutes, you’re going to look a tad more emaciated than the standard panty-wearer. Also, they come in great gift boxes! With quirky messages such as “Your ass smells like rotting meat!” Or you know, something about bears.

The look on this guy’s face (from the video on the main page) says it all. Fear, disgust, distrust…and just a smidge of hope?Screen Shot 2013-10-25 at 8.17.45 AM

Conclusion: far superior to the flatulence-muffling blanket (or as I like to call it, the stanket), because you take these carbon-lined babies wherever you and your gas go.

Farewell forever, stanket!

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