Dear every website everywhere:
STOP SHOWING ME THIS FREAKYASS DISGUSTING AD. RIGHT. NOW.
Honestly. That’s just gross. And not only is it gross, but it’s played. Right, Mister Gilliam?
This has been a public service announcement from the dystopia of your choice via the Anti-Cosmetic Facelift legion, party of one. It’s okay to let a little wrinkly character into your faces, people.