The Bad and the Good

We had an informational meeting about benefits yesterday, during which we were informed via a multitude of free pens, toothbrushes, magnets, and band-aids (lots of those), that our insurance providers love us and will take great care of us as long as we work for our institution.

A couple of (seriously, these are uncensored) money quotes:

“Say you have a heart attack. Well, Big X insurance will be there for you. Say a little further down the road, you want to have another heart attack? Big X insurance will be there for you.”

“You might have diabetes and we’ll help you with that whether you need hospital care, or if you get skinny and then you don’t have diabetes anymore.”

Nice, right? Who needs some pretty music? I sure do. Here you go, me:

As seen on the bike ride this morning:
– one circling hawk
– two scooting guinea fowl
– one gigantic bloodhound

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