A. and I went to a Halloween party last weekend and saw this dude we know dressed in a long silvery wig, tight jeans, a white undershirt, and a black eyepatch. I had no idea who he was, so I asked.
“I’m Trip Fisk!” he said.
If, like me, you are ignorant of Trip Fisk, I urge you to watch the following:
(At home. Without your kids around. Unless you don’t care if they hear a lot of cussing, or see lots of fake blood and people doing stupid things with sharp objects.)
Perhaps some day I’ll grow up and stop being amused by videos of older guys cussing.