I keep finding the most interesting job descriptions in the farthest-away places.
SPECIAL CONSIDERATION: The area of Hawaii Volcanoes National Park is subject to high concentrations of volcanic fumes, especially sulfur dioxide gasses and particulates. The fumes are known to be hazardous to unborn fetus, and persons with heart and respiratory problems. Long-term effects on normal healthy persons are not known. Woo!
Also, LOST is over so there won’t be any annoying fans sneaking around, right? (On the downside, no Daniel Dae Kim. Wah.) Right!