There’s a Giant Environmentalist Conspiracy!

I think Sheryl Crow is behind the tp dispensers at work. They only give out two squares at a time.

Okay, okay, I’ll stop, it was a joke and she just has a rotten sense of comedic timing.

From my cold dead hands. My tp tis of thee, sweet sheets of thickness-three, of thee I sing….


3 thoughts on “There’s a Giant Environmentalist Conspiracy!

  1. Well, if you want to celebrate all things related to the bathroom, I guess you’ll have to go to the Hagerstown Suns games (our local minor league team that is affiliated with the Nationals). On June 15th, they’re celebrating the 150th anniversary of toilet paper. I was hoping for a give away of free TP, but I don’t think that’s happening. Still, I’m really excited about–and am surely going to–the August 18th game. It’s plunger night!!! The first 1,000 fans get a free plunger! At least minor league baseball teams know not to mess with our bathrooms!


  2. Yep, especially when they play “Cotton Eye Joe,” in between the second and third innings. They do this dance with a rope…maybe the plunger will replace the rope that day! 1,000 plungers plus tacky, but great, country music =red neck heaven!


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